"Oh you've not got much of a tan"

Actually I think you will find I have! I just happen to be naturally pale so what you guys call "not very brown" is, in actual fact the most tanned I have ever been in my entire life!!!!! So please do not greet me with "did you have a nice time, oh you're not very brown" I'll either cry or give you a death stare - consider yourselves warned.

ps. I know its bad for you and I always wear sun tan lotion and seek out the shade etc etc etc (believe me its not a pretty sight when I don't!) but it nice to be a little sunkissed when you've spent a week in the sun!